So today I decided to do the quiz to find out which house I would be in at Hogwarts.
Turns out Harry Potter was about to deliver me some stone cold home truths. There I was, picking quite innocuous answers to innocent questions (I thought) … and then I got hit with this?!?
“OK, OK,” I say to myself, “many of the bravest wizards were in Slytherin! I’ll just find out what my Patronus would be. Surely something heroic, like a lioness or an eagle?”
Cold as ice, Pottermore.
Take the Pottermore quiz here, while I go and take a long, hard look at my life choices.